Bowser: Rules? What are these RULES????? Okay, Bowser, simmer down. These ones are simple, and then your fans can join!
1) You must be a fan of Bowser. You know you are.
2) You must provide a name. You can use a nickname or screenname if you so desire, but please don't use a bunch of numbers or symbols in it (i.e. "Bowser" is okay; "Bowser%$#@#@38" is not). If you do not comply, Bowser will be forced to hunt you down and crush you like a Goomba. So I'd do it, if I were you.
3) You also have to provide your geographic location (the point of the fanlisting is to unite fans world-wide, so this just helps prove that Bowser is loved by all) and your e-mail address, but if you don't want your e-mail made public, just let us know and we won't display it.
4) If you have a website, Bowser COMMANDS that you put up one of the buttons found here, and link it to http://rose-magnifique.net/bowser. Do it, or he'll eat you.
5) Please, no direct linking! Bowser doesn't like it when people steal his bandwidth!
Those aren't hard, right? ^_^ Now, Bowser wants you to join!