Quotes

Plankton has, in my opinion, some of the best quotes on the show. Now be enlightened with his thoughts! Thanks to Ripped Pants Website and Shadow for some of these quotes!

"I have something for you. I've been keeping it in my secret compartment. (rummages through his "back pocket" and pulls out a golden spatula) Ching! Sparkle, sparkle..."

Spongebob: "You just want to be friends so you can get your hands on a Krabby Patty! And I bet it’s not even your birthday tomorrow!"
Plankton: "Gee, and I thought you were stupid."

"Oh, hi Spongebob. (blows his nose) I'm crying because I've got these two ice cream cones, but I only need one! ...I don't know what to do with the other one!"

"Surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swarming torrent of pain and misery!"

"I just can't take so much kindness in one sitting! Need...hatred...!"

"You can't do this to me Krabs! I went to college!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, turn your attention to the southwest corridor! (the crowd turns the wrong way) Other way! (mumbles) Imbeciles... (the crowd turns the correct way) And...stop! Perfect. Representing the Chum Bucket, a creature so fearsome, so terrible, so mind-bendingly large...that those of you with weak constitutions may want to leave the stadium."

"As much as I love cruel, sick jokes, I'm afraid he's not joking."

"Goodbye, everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!"